Salma eats fish for breakfast, Denny drinks whisky and Lorna sits in prayer. I eat cereal, and cake on Mondays. We all like biscuits.
They say C2s buy bourbons and live in flats, and C1s earn £30,000+ and eat out twice a week. Averages frustrate me; we're all exceptions. People have always intrigued me. I wanted to know everyone at school, out of school, the exchange students, anyone that entered my world. I once had ten pen friends. It started with books, . . .

Do you live on your own? Then do you ever suffer from the Bridget Jones fear that you will "die alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by alsatians"? If your jaw is hitting the floor then clearly the thought has never even crossed your mind. Turn the page. This article is not aimed at you. If, however, you are going, "Omigod, I thought I was the only person who worried about that!" then perhaps you might like to set up a branch of the Neurotic Women's . . .